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Classified ads are FREE. Up to 50 words, not including your
address. Any subject. Text only, no pictures etc. Send 'em to the
address inside the front cover. Make sure it's obvious (to me,
not you) that it's a CLASSIFIED AD.

BEWARE! Of entrapment schemes in classified ads! The cops love to
entrap people by offering ``photos of young guys'' or something,
or ask you for the same. (Sending sexually explicit stuff
involving under-18 people through the mail is illegal.) Don't
worry about writing to friends or potential friends 'n' stuff
like that. You can usually tell the bad guys right off. (Cops are
stupid.)

If you send money for tapes and never get them, or otherwise get
ripped off, write and we'll publish their names and otherwise
ridicule them in print.

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Hey Tiny Tim stuff!  Join Lushbaby Weekly/Helldwellers staff!  Be
an esteemed and beloved penpal!  Hello Kitty (Here Kitty Kitty)! 
Be a lushbaby and love life!  Optimistic pessimism!  Lushly,
Safie (Adam) Seraphic PO Box 690816 San Antonio, TX 782690816.

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``Jamra, where are you?''  Jai Smith 3400 North St. Ettrick, VA
23803.

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The Syndicat des Eleves is a youth and children's liberation
project, distributing information and news about anti-school,
running away, queer youth, AIDS and children, anti-racism, and
many other issues and realities being dealt with by teenagers and
children on a day to day basis.  The Syndicat publishes Youth Lib
Zine available for one pound or equivalent in IRC's.  All radical
youth, queer youth, angry youth, and their supporters are
encouraged to get in touch with the Synicat as soon as possible. 
Syndicat des Eleves 2035 Boul. St-Laurent  Montreal Quebec Canada
H2X 2T3.

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Seldom is the sadness of my soul able to speak the fury felt
inside, the fire creeps up trying to escape in a form of verbal
expression only to be beaten down, the unspoken words a pile of
smoldering ashes caught in the pit of my stomach, a spark remains
ignites the flames as I pick up my pen and watch it make love to
the paper and my words burn long after death.  I'm into
piercings, tattoos, vampires, dreadlocks, reading, darkness,
travelling, sleeping, skulls.  Tasha  47 Dragan Cres.  Saskatoon
SK  S7H 5C8 Canada

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Are you sick of meddlesome government trying to run the world and
your personal life?  But you're not sucked in by the sterile
socialist left?  You're probably a libertarian.  Write:  INGSOC
PO Box 15563, Gainesville, FL 32603.

{\it[the libertarians have the best bumperstickers I've ever
seen. -- tj]}
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Interested in gay bands or bands with gay members, womyns bands
or bands with womyn members\dots all kinds of punk\dots racists,
nazis, homophobes, misogynists NEED NOT APPLY\dots And hey!  if
any of you want to ditch old compilation tapes that you're tired
of- send 'em to me.  I will gladly pay postage!  PEACE\dots
Gretchen Anthony, 29 Ceder St.\#1, Cambridge, MA 02140.

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Punk type looking for other homopunks in Richmond area to hang
out with or punks across the nation to write to.  Jason C., PO
Box 17446, Richmond, VA 23226.

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Convict down since Jan 84 DWM 45, 6', 180 lbs., sandy-blond hair
(receding), brown beard (greying).  Reluctantly athletic.  Blue
eyes.  Music:  rock to reggae, blue grass to afropop.  Dislike
top 40, commercial country, opera, muzak.  Non-straightedge,
straight but non-homophobe.  Intellectually libertarian,
viscerally anarchist, B.S. in social studies, knowledgeable about
electronics, mechanics, computers, domes.  Need to make the
acquaintance of someone into word-processing and/or desktop
publishing.  Will answer all.  Denis L. Roussel/ WA-A181175/ PO
Box 740/ London, OH 43140.

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Muscular bi-male age 21 looking to meet new people in the Erie to
Pittsburg corridor.  Open minded, affectionate, and will try
anything at least once.  Into Depeche Mode, Erasure, Ranking
Roger, and New Order.  Send pictures, poetry, and letters. 
Promise to respond to all who write.  Also interested in getting
together if your in the area.  Ken/ 257 West 8th St./ Erie, PA
16501.

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Hi, I'm Bastian, 16, vegan\dots I'm into music, Oi Polloi,
Cringer, Fugazi, Beefeater, MDC, Chumbawamba, Deceit,
Cultureshock\dots playing guitar, drumming, cooking, animal
rights, doing illegal things, skiving, peace, freedom\dots I want
to communicate with all kinds of people from all over the world. 
I'm very bored so please write to defeat my boredom.  Peace love-
Bastian Buchmeier/ AM Kafer Bruch.  5c14Kerpen5/ W-Germany.

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Boyish 27 y/o goodlooking white male.  Young looking adults like
me.  Longing for penpals/friends and more.  Exchange photos,
poems, clothes\dots What's on your mind?  Str8/young closet cases
a real turn on.  Try me.  Scott/ PO Box \#7/ Montclair, CA 91763.

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Youth Lib. zine is a bilingual, French and English, zine devoted
to youth and childern's liberation. Subjects touched upon
include: anti-school, running away, queer youth, child sexuality,
AIDS and under-20's, anti-racism, anti-sexism, teens behind bars,
children at war, sexual abuse,and lots, lots more. For a sample
issue send \$2 or something equivalent value to: Syndicat des
Eleves, 20365, Boulevard St-Laurent, Montreal, Quebec, Canada,
H2x 2T3.

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TRUE AMERICAN SKUM BOY. drug-crazed mutant genius (20) seeks male
counterparts. SOUL ASYLUM RULE!! also into Jane's Addiction,
Soundgarden, Butthole Surfers, Husker, industrial, acid, country,
comics, surrealism, art, poetry, film, extasy, \& more. You are
brilliant \& incredible (or maybe you aren't) Write to me anyway,
i'm bored. MICHAEL B., 80 E. third st., \# 14, NYC, 10003.

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SAN-FRANCISCO - All ages hall. 1-2 shows a month starting mid
July. Non-profit group. Touring bands and volunteers interested
in working shows call Shawn @(415) 861-7549.

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20 yr. old punk homo anarchist with major endowment but no one to
play with. Play bass, like Dead Milkmen, Smiths, looking for
homopunk to trade letters, photos, hopefully fuck. Write to:
Paul, PO Box 5068, Parsippany NJ 07054.

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I am collecting material which may be related to TATTOO. I am
especially looking for books and/ or other reading materials. I
will trade or pay money for interesting items. Interesting items
could be anything from magazine articles, newspaper clippings,
posters, postcards, paraphernalia, short stories, long stories,
photos, etc. Also, I have recentky begun a bbs whose main topic
is and shall be TATTOO. Call now with your opinions, questions,
facts, trivia, etc. (404) 888-0075, 11PM - 8AM (EST), daily. I am
compiling databases of artists, studios, books, periodicals,
organizations, films and videos. The main thing I seek is
information. Any kind of information, fact or fiction, pro or
con. All correspondence will be answered either by regular mail
or electronically. Help promote the positive aspects of one of
the worlds most ancient arts! Eric Jennings, 558 Seal Place, NE,
Atlanta, GA, 30308.

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To Jill Reiter of New York or anyone who knows her: Please send
me your address. I've been trying to reach you Jill. Adam, PO Box
690816, SATX 782690816.

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Sexual Dissident would like pen pals who are not against someone
who once loved boys under the age of legal concert. Wayne Hunt,
P.O. Box AG/85A8050, Fallsburg, New York 12733. [I worded it so
no law enforcement could accuse you of running an ad for immoral
purposes.]

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