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\dropcap{I}'ll probably get in trouble for this. No one will get
it. What else is new. Though constructed of more or less left
over pieces from past projects, it's not random. Don't be dumb
enough to ask if there will be more issues. You can, however, ask
me for a date, (or a fuck) if you meet the minimum criteria. The
hints are all there. (Road trip info is missing.)

This was produced under the combined effects of equal parts
caffeine, choline, despair, horniness, and niacin poisoning.
Sometimes the world is far too stupid a place to live (in).
Unfortunately, I haven't found anywhere better. As Burroughs has
noted, it is very hard to reach escape velocity. Except for Our
House, and a very few other self-aware outlaws, everyone seems to
be enthusiastically embracing the Middle Level Experience. 

Luckily it's only terrifying if you have to ``talk'' to them,
which is not very often, if you work things right, which I
generally do. Really, I'm not very snooty, I do give everyone a
chance (or try to), but I'm sure you know the story; Johnsons,
shits, and marks.

I know there's sexy boys out there who aren't rushing to get
brain-dead, but it sure is hard to find them. If you find one,
tell him my address is Box 77731, San Fran, CA 94107. The younger
the better, before their brain cells atrophy from lack of decent
input.

\hfill -- Tom Shred

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