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\dropcap{I}'ll probably get in trouble for this. No one will get¨
it. What else is new. Though constructed of more or less left¨
over pieces from past projects, it's not random. Don't be dumb¨
enough to ask if there will be more issues. You can, however, ask¨
me for a date, (or a fuck) if you meet the minimum criteria. The¨
hints are all there. (Road trip info is missing.)

This was produced under the combined effects of equal parts¨
caffeine, choline, despair, horniness, and niacin poisoning.¨
Sometimes the world is far too stupid a place to live (in).¨
Unfortunately, I haven't found anywhere better. As Burroughs has¨
noted, it is very hard to reach escape velocity. Except for Our¨
House, and a very few other self-aware outlaws, everyone seems to¨
be enthusiastically embracing the Middle Level Experience. 

Luckily it's only terrifying if you have to ``talk'' to them,¨
which is not very often, if you work things right, which I¨
generally do. Really, I'm not very snooty, I do give everyone a¨
chance (or try to), but I'm sure you know the story; Johnsons,¨
shits, and marks.

I know there's sexy boys out there who aren't rushing to get¨
brain-dead, but it sure is hard to find them. If you find one,¨
tell him my address is Box 77731, San Fran, CA 94107. The younger¨
the better, before their brain cells atrophy from lack of decent¨
input.

\hfill -- Tom Shred

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