\input zine.sty \def\bar{\hrule\vskip1.5pt} \begindoublecolumns \centerline{\hl CLASSIFIED ADS} %\advance\baselineskip-.5pt Classified ads are FREE. Up to 50 words, not including your¨ address. Any subject. Text only, no pictures etc. Send 'em to the¨ address inside the front cover. Make sure it's obvious (to me,¨ not you) that it's a CLASSIFIED AD. BEWARE! Of entrapment schemes in classified ads! The cops love to¨ entrap people by offering ``photos of young guys'' or something,¨ or ask you for the same. (Sending sexually explicit stuff¨ involving under-18 people through the mail is illegal.) Don't¨ worry about writing to friends or potential friends 'n' stuff¨ like that. You can usually tell the bad guys right off. (Cops are¨ stupid.) If you send money for tapes and never get them, or otherwise get¨ ripped off, write and we'll publish their names and otherwise¨ ridicule them in print. \parskip=2pt \bar Hey Tiny Tim stuff! Join Lushbaby Weekly/Helldwellers staff! Be¨ an esteemed and beloved penpal! Hello Kitty (Here Kitty Kitty)! ¨ Be a lushbaby and love life! Optimistic pessimism! Lushly,¨ Safie (Adam) Seraphic PO Box 690816 San Antonio, TX 782690816. \bar ``Jamra, where are you?'' Jai Smith 3400 North St. Ettrick, VA¨ 23803. \bar The Syndicat des Eleves is a youth and children's liberation¨ project, distributing information and news about anti-school,¨ running away, queer youth, AIDS and children, anti-racism, and¨ many other issues and realities being dealt with by teenagers and¨ children on a day to day basis. The Syndicat publishes Youth Lib¨ Zine available for one pound or equivalent in IRC's. All radical¨ youth, queer youth, angry youth, and their supporters are¨ encouraged to get in touch with the Synicat as soon as possible. ¨ Syndicat des Eleves 2035 Boul. St-Laurent Montreal Quebec Canada¨ H2X 2T3. \bar Seldom is the sadness of my soul able to speak the fury felt¨ inside, the fire creeps up trying to escape in a form of verbal¨ expression only to be beaten down, the unspoken words a pile of¨ smoldering ashes caught in the pit of my stomach, a spark remains¨ ignites the flames as I pick up my pen and watch it make love to¨ the paper and my words burn long after death. I'm into¨ piercings, tattoos, vampires, dreadlocks, reading, darkness,¨ travelling, sleeping, skulls. Tasha 47 Dragan Cres. Saskatoon¨ SK S7H 5C8 Canada \bar Are you sick of meddlesome government trying to run the world and¨ your personal life? But you're not sucked in by the sterile¨ socialist left? You're probably a libertarian. Write: INGSOC¨ PO Box 15563, Gainesville, FL 32603. {\it[the libertarians have the best bumperstickers I've ever¨ seen. -- tj]} \bar Interested in gay bands or bands with gay members, womyns bands¨ or bands with womyn members\dots all kinds of punk\dots racists,¨ nazis, homophobes, misogynists NEED NOT APPLY\dots And hey! if¨ any of you want to ditch old compilation tapes that you're tired¨ of- send 'em to me. I will gladly pay postage! PEACE\dots¨ Gretchen Anthony, 29 Ceder St.\#1, Cambridge, MA 02140. \bar Punk type looking for other homopunks in Richmond area to hang¨ out with or punks across the nation to write to. Jason C., PO¨ Box 17446, Richmond, VA 23226. \bar Convict down since Jan 84 DWM 45, 6', 180 lbs., sandy-blond hair¨ (receding), brown beard (greying). Reluctantly athletic. Blue¨ eyes. Music: rock to reggae, blue grass to afropop. Dislike¨ top 40, commercial country, opera, muzak. Non-straightedge,¨ straight but non-homophobe. Intellectually libertarian,¨ viscerally anarchist, B.S. in social studies, knowledgeable about¨ electronics, mechanics, computers, domes. Need to make the¨ acquaintance of someone into word-processing and/or desktop¨ publishing. Will answer all. Denis L. Roussel/ WA-A181175/ PO¨ Box 740/ London, OH 43140. \bar Muscular bi-male age 21 looking to meet new people in the Erie to¨ Pittsburg corridor. Open minded, affectionate, and will try¨ anything at least once. Into Depeche Mode, Erasure, Ranking¨ Roger, and New Order. Send pictures, poetry, and letters. ¨ Promise to respond to all who write. Also interested in getting¨ together if your in the area. Ken/ 257 West 8th St./ Erie, PA¨ 16501. \bar Hi, I'm Bastian, 16, vegan\dots I'm into music, Oi Polloi,¨ Cringer, Fugazi, Beefeater, MDC, Chumbawamba, Deceit,¨ Cultureshock\dots playing guitar, drumming, cooking, animal¨ rights, doing illegal things, skiving, peace, freedom\dots I want¨ to communicate with all kinds of people from all over the world. ¨ I'm very bored so please write to defeat my boredom. Peace love-¨ Bastian Buchmeier/ AM Kafer Bruch. 5c14Kerpen5/ W-Germany. \bar Boyish 27 y/o goodlooking white male. Young looking adults like¨ me. Longing for penpals/friends and more. Exchange photos,¨ poems, clothes\dots What's on your mind? Str8/young closet cases¨ a real turn on. Try me. Scott/ PO Box \#7/ Montclair, CA 91763. \bar Youth Lib. zine is a bilingual, French and English, zine devoted¨ to youth and childern's liberation. Subjects touched upon¨ include: anti-school, running away, queer youth, child sexuality,¨ AIDS and under-20's, anti-racism, anti-sexism, teens behind bars,¨ children at war, sexual abuse,and lots, lots more. For a sample¨ issue send \$2 or something equivalent value to: Syndicat des¨ Eleves, 20365, Boulevard St-Laurent, Montreal, Quebec, Canada,¨ H2x 2T3. \bar TRUE AMERICAN SKUM BOY. drug-crazed mutant genius (20) seeks male¨ counterparts. SOUL ASYLUM RULE!! also into Jane's Addiction,¨ Soundgarden, Butthole Surfers, Husker, industrial, acid, country,¨ comics, surrealism, art, poetry, film, extasy, \& more. You are¨ brilliant \& incredible (or maybe you aren't) Write to me anyway,¨ i'm bored. MICHAEL B., 80 E. third st., \# 14, NYC, 10003. \bar SAN-FRANCISCO - All ages hall. 1-2 shows a month starting mid¨ July. Non-profit group. Touring bands and volunteers interested¨ in working shows call Shawn @(415) 861-7549. \bar 20 yr. old punk homo anarchist with major endowment but no one to¨ play with. Play bass, like Dead Milkmen, Smiths, looking for¨ homopunk to trade letters, photos, hopefully fuck. Write to:¨ Paul, PO Box 5068, Parsippany NJ 07054. \bar I am collecting material which may be related to TATTOO. I am¨ especially looking for books and/ or other reading materials. I¨ will trade or pay money for interesting items. Interesting items¨ could be anything from magazine articles, newspaper clippings,¨ posters, postcards, paraphernalia, short stories, long stories,¨ photos, etc. Also, I have recentky begun a bbs whose main topic¨ is and shall be TATTOO. Call now with your opinions, questions,¨ facts, trivia, etc. (404) 888-0075, 11PM - 8AM (EST), daily. I am¨ compiling databases of artists, studios, books, periodicals,¨ organizations, films and videos. The main thing I seek is¨ information. Any kind of information, fact or fiction, pro or¨ con. All correspondence will be answered either by regular mail¨ or electronically. Help promote the positive aspects of one of¨ the worlds most ancient arts! Eric Jennings, 558 Seal Place, NE,¨ Atlanta, GA, 30308. \bar To Jill Reiter of New York or anyone who knows her: Please send¨ me your address. I've been trying to reach you Jill. Adam, PO Box¨ 690816, SATX 782690816. \bar Sexual Dissident would like pen pals who are not against someone¨ who once loved boys under the age of legal concert. Wayne Hunt,¨ P.O. Box AG/85A8050, Fallsburg, New York 12733. [I worded it so¨ no law enforcement could accuse you of running an ad for immoral¨ purposes.] \bar \enddoublecolumns \bye