This was taken fro Odyssey. One of the trashiest magazine in San 
Francisco. Pick up a copy if you can....

MUNI MAYHEM: A GAME FOR OUR 90'S

By  Todd Rosin

  Maybe it was that afternoon back in 1973 when I played Mystery Date 
with the cute guy next door - or maybe it was that crazed naked Monopoly 
match at the frat house - but somthing along the way made me a major game 
player. Now I don't mean the kind of game my freind plays where I say I 
think and he goes over and introduces himself. I mean fun games. The kind 
of games where the winner and loser can both admit that they had fun and 
go have a cup of coffee or get in a sling or whatever. In this happy 
spirit, I've invented MUNI MAYHEM. I don't have all day to explain the 
rules so I kept it simple. Here goes: just xerox (or copy) this page and 
hand it out to your freinds/roomates/tricks/fellow employees/needle 
exchange social worker, et al, before you go to work to or from muni. 
Then every time something listed on the page occurs, you check it off and 
get that many points. (It works best, obviously, if you have people 
playing on different lines.) The most points wins. Remember, you're on 
the honor system. Any questions? Too bad! Have fun!

		MUNI MAYHEM	

INCIDENT					   POINTS	
--------					   ------
__1.  Train makes unexplained stop in empty tunnel.   5
__2.  Someone pulls "stop request" cord on train      5
      for Embarcadero.
__3.  Deafening "ping" sound before announcment.      5
__4.  Fat person on bus or train takes up two seats.  5
__5.  Drunks argue pointlessly in the back.          10 
__6.  Cute guy (or girl) sits next to you.	     10
__7.  Crazed bum rants about 60's social issues as   15
      if they ever mattered.
__8.  Greasy trust fund kid stinks up the whole bus  20
      with patchouli oil.
__9.  Owl service full of menacing thugs. 	     20
__10. Wrong station announced. You get off.	     25
__11. Breakdown! 40 minute wait.		     25
__12. Fast Pass expired! Driver doesn't care.	     25
__13. Bus power pole slip off wires.		     25
__14. Wet graffiti ruins your clothes.		     30
__15. Train slams on brakes, at least three old      30     
      ladies fall down.
__16. While boarding the train, you're swept away    30
      in a torrent of Chinese ladies.
__17. Stink-o! Mayor Jordan is on your bus.    Loose 50
__18. A Falcon star is on your bus!		     50
__19. Bus drives past your stop.		     50
__20. Someone gives their seat to a lady	    100

BONUS QUESTION

__21. Fuck muni. You've got a car.		    500


TOTAL SCORE				         ______