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Classified ads are FREE. Up to 50 words, not including your¨
address. Any subject. Text only, no pictures etc. Send 'em to the¨
address inside the front cover. Make sure it's obvious (to me,¨
not you) that it's a CLASSIFIED AD.

BEWARE! Of entrapment schemes in classified ads! The cops love to¨
entrap people by offering ``photos of young guys'' or something,¨
or ask you for the same. (Sending sexually explicit stuff¨
involving under-18 people through the mail is illegal.) Don't¨
worry about writing to friends or potential friends 'n' stuff¨
like that. You can usually tell the bad guys right off. (Cops are¨
stupid.)

If you send money for tapes and never get them, or otherwise get¨
ripped off, write and we'll publish their names and otherwise¨
ridicule them in print.

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Mohikan poet into Kafka, poetry, modern lit, pop-art, Billie¨
Holliday, Butthole Surfers, Brian Eno, Syd Barrett, wants people¨
to write to. Also starting a zine for underground/punk sexual¨
deviants who feel left out by J.D.s, emphasizing emotion,¨
estrangement, poetry and art over happy-go-lucky eroticism. Ken,¨
Box 1841, E. Lansing MI 48826

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Divine angst \& liberty\dots hopelessly romantic gays into¨
Sioux\-sie, MDC, Germs, Crimpshrine, Dan, G. Neuman, Anne Clark,¨
Smiths, Joy Div, CRASS, X-Mal, Ofra Haza, Japan, Brahms, D.K.s,¨
Phranc, Chumbaw., Sid \& D.A.F., Mother England \& Russia,¨
philosophy, lit., culture, understanding/sensitivity, music, the¨
night, old B\&W movies, poetry, art \& Bugs B. enslaves my heart.¨
Just write, you'll see I'm worth it. Vavoom\dots Paula, 3519¨
Oakheath, San Antonio TX 78247 {\small\it (Yo, that's 59 words)}

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{\bf PSST\dots Wanna be in a sexzine?} \underbar{Taste Of Latex},¨
an omni-sexual sexzine, needs \underbar{your} input! This mag¨
invites a wide range of sexual expression from women and men of¨
all orientations, lifestyles, and preferences. Sexually oriented¨
photos (b/w preferred) writing, (fiction, poetry, and articles)¨
and artwork are needed. This is a publication founded to¨
encourage sex as expression and enjoyment, not exploitation, and¨
as a direct revolt against the dull, unreal, and unsatisfying¨
sexually oriented magazines on the market. So, if you care, and¨
if you dare, bare your political erectness (oops) correctness and¨
contribute! (Female edited and published, F.Y.I.!!) T.O.L., Box¨
460122 Dep't HC, San Francisco CA 94146-0122

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Rad \& kinda bad darksider\dots lookin' for cool pals (punx,¨
metalheads, deathrockers) under age 35, in-shape to muscular \&¨
definitely masculine! I'm 32, 5'4", blue eyes, long hair, beard,¨
sinister looks, smoker, anal passive -- into nightlife, 
sci-fi/horror movies, martial arts, watchin' primo skateboard¨
acrobats, \& other neat junk. E'nuff said! 2140 Shattuck Ave,¨
Drawer 2479, Berkeley CA 94704

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Yo -- my name's Lincoln. I'm 20, a U-Mass student (beer-free),¨
also a sprouting guitarist! Into Die Kreuzen, Op. IV, Metallica,¨
Fugazi \& Hip Hop (who cares?) Kind of wimpy bookworm to be¨
honest, but an all 'round OK homo -- trying to be real!! Help me¨
out!! Write me: Lincoln Torrey, 404 E McNamara Hall, UMass¨
Amhearst, MA 01003

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Any dude who is interested in visiting or living in Miami can¨
write to me. John Stanford, 115 Zamora Apt. 1, Miami FL 33134.

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Dirty old man, early 40's (gasp!), seeks correspondence,¨
friendship, with cute punks (gay) of either sex. I'm a fan of¨
older punk; and a blues musician, writer, Burroughs and Kerouac¨
addict, artist too. Write: Carl, Box 5, Saint Clair, PA 17970

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84 GMC S-15 Pickup, 70,000 mi., w/CB radio, AM/FM cassette,¨
\$3500. Debbie, (415)-431-8052

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NOT ONLY do I want penpals -- especially female but not¨
exclusively by any means -- I {\it need} any and all material by¨
or about Tiny Tim. Please humor me. With regards to music, I can¨
trade tapes with you -- your list gets mine. Adam (female person)¨
Seraphic, Box 690816, San Antonio TX 78269-0816

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Got a penchant for daft soundz? Crave to sabotage current musical¨
trends? Got a hankering for direct amplified hubbub? Me too. I'm¨
an elec. guitar player who would love to jam with other gay¨
musicians in San Francisco. Gimme a ring. Jay (415)-861-8448

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I am 18\dots I am in Columbus\dots and I am dying and trying to¨
stay alive in the ``big city'' alone\dots please rescue me\dots¨
do you realize the reality of cruelty and cruelty of reality? Do¨
you realize my desires are simple of at all? For fuck's sake\dots¨
RESPOND! Damik X, Box 10675, Columbus OH 43201-7675

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Punk sucks, but how well? Sexual anarchist into all genders wants¨
to meet uninhibited punx near or visiting NYC \& interested in¨
finding an answer to this Q. Needs friends to talk with, even¨
more to touch. Donny the Punk c/o Jones, 195 W. Houston St, New¨
York NY 10014

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Lonely lez wants to meet wild girlz in So. Cal. for record¨
trading, gigs, friendship \& hopefully more. I also want pen-pals¨
from all over (especially the U.K. \& Israel), so write today to:¨
Roni, 17416, Sumiya Dr, Encino CA 91316

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A zine wants your thoughts send poems prose, stories, comix, art,¨
pics, prose, or fantasies. Issue 1 is done 50\cents\ for printing¨
and postage. Contains S\&M letter to Gloria, spiritual advice,¨
poems, depression, nonsense. If you can relate to that write!!¨
Radioactive, Box 1108, Kenosha WI 53141

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Wanted: Open-minded punks to get together with or write to. (San¨
Fran and San Ant. area only please) Womyn need apply!¨
Naziwannabe's go die. Pref. gay, beginning musicians, politically¨
and socially alive, fights for the rights of yourself and others.¨
Influences: CRASS, Minor Threat, DKs, Germs, Vice Sqd, K. Joke,¨
J. Div, Morrissey, etc. Write: Paul\circleA, 4031 Thousand Oaks¨
Apt \#1209, San Antonio TX 78217

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Tired of being normal! Tired of fitting in with the boring¨
people, humans, Afro-American homo sapiens, or whatever those¨
things decide to call themselves today! If you're into writing to¨
someone different striving for originality then your age doesn't¨
matter. Write to Nicole, 2334 S. 8th St, Philadelphia PA 19148

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I know there's gay/bi skinheads out there, now all you have to do¨
is write me. Let me shave you, let me lick your royal baldness,¨
let me\dots Pat / Box 33263 / Minneapolis MN 55433

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