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From: Ryan R Snyder <cs000rrs@selway.umt.edu>
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From: redcurry99@aol.com (RedCurry99)

The dozen or so people still left alive in Iraq burst into cheer
today as they heard the news that the Great Satan's 4-star dick and
chief butcher boy, General Norman Schwarzkopf, has prostate cancer.
As one Iraqi put it, "now that the fat demon has lost his manhood we
have reason to hope.  We pray to Allah that he loses his entire life
piece by piece.  First his penis, then his testicles, then a leg, an
arm, his eyesight, etc.  We want him to suffer at least 200,000
ways--1 way for each Iraqi baby he murdered.  Then, when he's nothing
but a talking head left to babble in his bed about his glorious
killing sprees to bored candystripers, we will come over and piss on
him.  Maybe."  
Reached at Walter Reed Hospital in Maryland for comment on how he
feels now that he is half a man, Schwarzkopf replied "Half man? I'll
show you who's half a man!  Let Clinton call me out of retirement and
I'll murder every Haitian in 96 hours!  Half a man, my ass!  My
pecker might drip like a rusty faucet in a Moscow apartment, but I
can still ok the use of smart bombs like a colonel with a healthy
cock half my age.  Why, I can order more murders, blah, blah,
blah..."    


Ryan Snyder, Consultant  |--->Finger me for my PGP public key.<---    ___ 
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