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From: Ryan R Snyder <cs000rrs@selway.umt.edu>
Subject: Jello injured
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Is this true?

Sent from: DJWALSH@FAB10.intel.com (SO WHEN ARE WE GETTIN' OUR LASER RIFLES?)

This is oldish news, but it turned up online th'other day.....

>From:	HERMES::"chadley@maths.tcd.ie" "Caroline Hadley" 26-MAY-1994 
 12:21:40.29

	!!!Did you know about this...?
 
jello biafra is in serious condition.  He has been severely beaten and risks
losing the use of his leg.  Also, he has taken several blows to the head, so
his mental condition is not exactly 100%.
     Rumours abound that he has said that he is quitting everything (spoken
word, music), but the people at Alternative Tentacles assure me that he has
said nothing regarding this matter.
     I encourage one and all to send good words to Jello.  He has contributed
so much to the collective conscious of us all that no attempt to explain his
importance could do him justice.
     Anyway, here is the address where concerned individuals can send
encouraging words:
 
 
          Alternative Tentacles Records
          PO Box 419092
          San Francisco, CA
          94141-9092
          USA





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From: Ryan R Snyder <cs000rrs@selway.umt.edu>
Subject: JELLO - Update on Jello Biafra's Beating (fwd)
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Looks like it is true...

John Dunlevy (h9351583@idefix.wu-wien.ac.at) wrote:
: hawes@vax.sonoma.edu wrote:
: : Well, guess what people? The Jello story actually made eMpTy V Music News.
: : Basically, they didn't have too much to say about it that I haven't already
: : read here, except that he was beaten by some individual who calls himself
: : 'Cretin' and three other cretinettes.

: : Apparently his knee was shattered and will require extensive surgery. A fund
: : has been set up to help pay for the medical bills, but I didn't have a chance
: : to write down the address. If anyone else knows it, maybe they could post it..

: : Also, he reportedly still plans to go through with his upcoming appearance at
: : Gilman, which he says will be 'an evening of sit-down spoken word'.

: The program "MultiTrack3" (or however they write it), a main-stream
: alternative rock show on the BBC World Service carried parts of interview
: on Friday (I think the same show was also aired Thursday and Today)  with
: Jello done by some teenie-boppery interviewer (who had never heard of the
: "country singer" Mojo Nixon and thought it strange that a "punk rocker"
: like Jello would decide to do a "country album") in San Francisco shortly
: before the attack. 

: Jello made fun of those who would have to burn their Frankenchrist posters
: in response to his doing a "country album," and joked about how _Prairie
: Home Invasion_ was his first album to elicit hate mail even before its
: release. 

: Following the interview, Sara(h?) Ward, the show's host mentioned the
: attack and said that Jello is now out of hospital and is nicely recovering at
: home. He apparently cancelled his upcoming spoken-word tour of Canada.

: Forgive my excessive use of (parentheses).

: --
: John Dunlevy
: h9351583@idefix.wu-wien.ac.at

Hey, Jello's knee was first frazzled here in Austin, TX in 1984 at a 
concert at Liberty Lunch with BGK, Cause For Alarm, and locals the 
Offenders. A cameraman from the local college paper (the Daily Texan) 
snapped a horrific picture of some jock grabbing and twisting Jello's leg 
as the poor guy sat on a bar stool onstage, his leg already in a 
cast/brace from a previous incident. Hence, during a break in the song 
"Jock-o-Rama," you can hear Jello mutter "Hook 'em, Horns," a reference 
to both the incident and the U of TX mascot, the longhorn steer 
(affectionately known as "Bevo"). Ain't trivia great?
marc69@bga.com

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